Office by Alex Penny
The life of Anna Chasse
Written by Anna Chasse and Colton Wilson Robertson
I come home, always from rehearsal, and eat peanut butter bread, alone, without the crust, in my own shame. Then I sleep, sometimes deeply, sometimes not at all, so that when I wake up and wipe the drool off my face and check my sleep cycle app, it looks like I tried to sleep through the apocalypse. I then wake up, wear my snuggie backwards, check the most recent prices on pajama jeans, and then look through my tumblr dashboard-which is often filled with regretful night blogging posts. My life needs more coffee.
This is the end of the preview, the full version of “The Life of Anna Chasse” will be released once I die. *Typos will be included for an extra $3 dolars
I HAVE MET MAX ADLER’S BROTHER WHO HAS MET CHRIS COLFER.
MEANING I AM 2 DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM CHRIS COLFER
MEANING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THREE DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM DARREN CRISS. THIS COMPLETES MY LIFE.
THE ONLY THING BETTER IS BEING MARRIED TO HIM
